Top 10
Top 10 is a collection of statements detailing various situations in an often humorous list displayed from ten to one.
I have a wonderful update for you guys! These jokes are so bad they're actually funny. Kind of. :P
TOP 10 WORST JOKES!
#10
P1. Knock knock.
P2. Who's there?
P1. Boo.
P2. Boo who?
P1. Don't cry, it's just a joke!
P2. Who's there?
P1. Boo.
P2. Boo who?
P1. Don't cry, it's just a joke!
#9
Q: What's pink and fluffy?
A: Pink fluff
Q: What's black and fluffy?
A: Burnt pink fluff
A: Pink fluff
Q: What's black and fluffy?
A: Burnt pink fluff
#8
Q. Why did the cat fall out of the tree?
A. It was dead. =[
A. It was dead. =[
#7
Q. What do you get if you hang from a tree?
A. Sore arms!
A. Sore arms!
#6
Q . What's big, red, and eats rocks?
A . A big, red, rock eater.
A . A big, red, rock eater.
#5
Q. Where did the cows go for their date?
A. To the "moo"-vie theater!
A. To the "moo"-vie theater!
#4
Q. How do you get a peanut to laugh?
A. You crack it up.
A. You crack it up.
#3
Q. What's red and not there?
A. No tomatoes.
A. No tomatoes.
#2
Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick!
A: A stick!
AND THE #1 WORST JOKE[EVER!] IS...
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To get to the other side!
A. To get to the other side!
NEXT TIME ON TOP 10!
Katie, 13, from Alberta CAN, sent us the theme for next time!
TOP 10 THINGS TO NEVER SAY TO YOUR PARENTS!
TOP 10 THINGS TO NEVER SAY TO YOUR PARENTS!
Hi guys! My name is Bre and I am a 16 year old sophomore living in the wonderful state of Wisconsin! I've been coming to PurplePjs for at least five years now and I am very excited to be the columnist for Top 10! I love reading, writing, and the internet. My friends are amazing and math is my worst nightmare. School, besides math, isn't all that bad to me. I actually quite enjoy learning. I am sort of shy but I'm working on it and if I ever give you advice its best to listen to it because the few things I do say are usually full of meaning.