Top 10
Top 10 is a collection of statements detailing various situations in an often humorous list displayed from ten to one.
Great submissions this week! :)
TOP 10 EXCUSES FOR SKIPPING SCHOOL!
#10
You forgot to wake up!
#9
Uhh... your jerk neighbor died and you went to his funeral to dance on his grave?
#8
The classic: "I'm ill!"
#7
Say you thought it was Saturday... 
#6
On the way to school your car got a flat tire and by the time it was fixed school was already out!
#5
You were kidnapped by aliens! :O
#4
Say you were celebrating a religious holiday. When asked what religion, make one up!
#3
My pet rock was sick. I had to take him to the vet!
#2
I didn't make bail in time for classes!
**Drumroll** THE #1 EXCUSE IS...
- Your friend's boyfriend of 2 years dumped her over the phone, at 8 am, on a Monday.
- The garlic bread at the pizza place uptown was CALLING your name.
- Why get detention for being late when you can skip and really deserve it!
NEXT TIME ON TOP 10...
Taylor, 16, from the US wants to know the TOP 10 WORST JOKES!
So and send them in!
So and send them in!
Hi guys! My name is Bre and I am a 16 year old sophomore living in the wonderful state of Wisconsin! I've been coming to PurplePjs for at least five years now and I am very excited to be the columnist for Top 10! I love reading, writing, and the internet. My friends are amazing and math is my worst nightmare. School, besides math, isn't all that bad to me. I actually quite enjoy learning. I am sort of shy but I'm working on it and if I ever give you advice its best to listen to it because the few things I do say are usually full of meaning.
Bre's comment: Sure...