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Can I Have Some Chlorine?
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
He who laughs last thinks slowest!
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
He who laughs last thinks slowest!
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
Stop Payment!
I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
I won't rise to the occasion, but I'll slide over to it.
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
Okay, who put a "stop payment" on my reality check?
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
I won't rise to the occasion, but I'll slide over to it.
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
Okay, who put a "stop payment" on my reality check?
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Naked, Wet, and Hungry?
We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.
Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
What is a "free" gift ? Aren't all gifts free?
Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.
All generalizations are false, including this one
Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
What is a "free" gift ? Aren't all gifts free?
Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.
All generalizations are false, including this one
HONK!
If you are psychic - think "HONK!"
You are depriving some poor village of its idiot!
Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.
My hockey mom can beat up your soccer mom.
All men are animals, some just make better pets.
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
You are depriving some poor village of its idiot!
Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.
My hockey mom can beat up your soccer mom.
All men are animals, some just make better pets.
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.